When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it
"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram
teachers put the ass in assignments
When I was younger, I thought hamburgers were made of ham.
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math